July 16, 2010
The Sassy Cook has an amazing blog about food and life, mutually exclusive. I've asked her to share this post because I agree that when things go wrong (not just in love) you should always be extra kind to yourself and then move on.
THE BREAK UP INSTRUCTIONS: A CULINARY JOURNEY
Step 1: Set the table with stunning flowers, just for YOU.
Step 2: Because you have no desire to cook, purchase frozen pizza.
Feel less guilty about the purchase by lavishing pizza with better toppings
- brie, broccoli, farmers sausage, gorgonzola, fresh basil, etc.
(apologies for the post-bite photo..I couldn't wait!)
Step 3: Cook any leftover memories on high heat until crispy.
Please adhere to your building fire safety codes while testing this recipe! HA.
Step 4: Order your favourite sushi, and watch episodes of glee, in bed.
repeat as necessary. watch out for wasabi in your bedsheets! YOWZAA!
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ummm yummy!!!! will keep these instructions in mind...just in case.
Too funny!